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Sir John Phallustiff

Melee · One-Handed Club · Electric Baton Gamma

This one sits behind a choice

The Pickup: Militech. Decide before the quest closes, because the other side of that choice locks this weapon away on this save.

What it does

Hits to the face raise your crit chance, and strong attacks can stun.

Where it sits

On a motel bed after a romance-ish side job (needs a specific route)Side Job: Venus in Furs

What you need

Nudity setting on

Pick it up before

Needs Meredith's side in The Pickup, then Venus in Furs

If you miss it

No known way back

Who it suits

Body blunt build, Wrecking Ball, Quake and Finisher: Savage Sling · Crit/Headshots • Crowd Control

The route

Show the step by step (spoilers)

In The Pickup, meet Meredith Stout, take her deal, and settle All Foods by fighting Maelstrom so she keeps control. In Act 2 she messages you: flirt back, run Venus in Furs at the No-Tell Motel, and it is on the bed afterward. With nudity censorship on, you get an Electric Baton Alpha instead.

Confirmed by published guides, not yet by Vaexil. Nobody here has walked this one in game, so take it as a strong lead rather than a promise. Cross-checked against CD PROJEKT RED patch notes, VULKK, and the Cyberpunk Wiki, for patch 2.31 with Phantom Liberty.